Monday, April 25, 2005

WMD ready for deployment in 45 seconds

The BBC must have rehired Andrew Gilligan and fired their entire legal department. They reported last night on the British Prime Minister's announcement that he has incontrovertible proof that weapons of mass destruction are in fact ready for deployment within 45 seconds. So we obviously need to make a pre-emptive strike, now! Quick, hand him the remote control.


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